Its been forever since I last posted on this thing and I'm bored as shit at work right now so why not waist a little of my paid time here at work.  My friend and I think this is what I should write Santa to get me for christmas, this is only a rough draft the final will be for Santa's eyes only...

Dear Santa,

i always hear how you give nice stuff for all the  good little boys and girls all over the world and i never got anything good when i was little so I thought maybe you have forgotten me which is ok, because I accept late presents, and being the wonderful person i am this year i think i definite deserve a good present from you.  I need some ass. So hook a brother up with some sweet love.

xoxo

Sinson

ps:  are you black or white? sometimes when i see you in certain malls, u're balck, then u're white the next days.  How come you're never asian?

I am currently accepting comments and early christmas presents or both.